It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
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