I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
I'm pretty sure my liver died in Reno and my intestines are doing hula hoops around my asshole. The bachelor party was that good.
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
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