i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
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