Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
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