What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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