I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
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