Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
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