What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
Oscar is the man. He keeps getting pictures of hot nude women with messages in spanish saying "i hope you like it" sent to his phone
whose oscar?
the baller who i guess decided to give out a fake number at the bar last weekend. luckily that fake number was mine. i have enough porn to last me until next month.
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
why does every cop we meet know your name?
Randomize
