Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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