The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
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