i just woke up to that girl in my doorway. I kid you not. Tan and lime green thong on. peeing on the carpet in the hallway. Then she collapsed. There is a load of towels in the wash. Just thought you should know when you wake up. Gross.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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