just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
I woke up to him trying to put his dick in my mouth. When I asked him what he was doing he said he was trying to make me stop snoring...
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
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