have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
Pizza is the life boat of my drunk Titanic
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
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