I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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