I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
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