Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
the condom got lost in my hair
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
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