whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
My new hangover cure is going for a haircut, just so the stylists give me a scalp massage during the shampoo.
That certainly explains the nine times your hair has looked different just this last month alone.
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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