wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
My chiropractor just high fived me for getting drunk enough to throw my back out this weekend.. Life. Complete.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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