There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
i now understand why vodka
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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