i will soon be in a relationship on fb
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me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
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