is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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