I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
What changed your mind?
Being sober
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
You were crying in a drunken stupor for an hour because "the new daft punk album didn't blow your tits off"
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
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