I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
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