he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
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