HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
We left the knife in your bed.
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
Randomize
