So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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