I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
Randomize
