I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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