the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
she woke up with a sticky ear
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
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