Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
some girl at the bar told me my beard would tickle every inch of her body till she joy puked her face off.... that was so random and odd i just had to buy her a drink for having the guts to say it to me. WTF
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
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