Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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