She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
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