Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
apparently i broke a 100 dollar bill to tip the bartender on a free drink
Masturbating after my cheeseburger. It's unavoidable.
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
I just gift wrapped bread.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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