chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
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