What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
I think I need to start sobriety testing my Tinder dates.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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