This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
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