I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
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