you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
Another f*ing night of vodka youporn and xanax. I need to get a goddamn life
3 great things that go great together... But not on a Friday night. Perfect on say... a Tuesday.
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
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