No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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