i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
I have fence marks all over my body
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
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