oh god the rape fog is back!
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
all but 2 of were put on probation for disorderly conduct. i know, visiting a hospital when your drunk is really stupid but it seemed like such a good idea at the time
swear to god, "it seemed like a good idea at the time" is gonna be on your epitaph
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
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