I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
His hands were made for my vagina.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
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