New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
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