'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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