They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
I love that your last three texts to me were "Drunk." "Getting laid." "In the hospital."
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
Pi�atas plus fireworks don't mix well
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
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