I'm lost and stupid without you.
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
Alcohol only hurts me because he loves me.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
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