That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
Well we were just driving down the street, there was a realtor and a couple walking up the porch of a house for sale, mark sticks his head out, opens his mouth to say something, pukes all down the side of the car, pauses, and yells "THIS IS A PHENOMAL NEIGHBORHOOD YOURE GONNA LOVE IT"
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
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