spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
You disinfected one of his friends, buttered the jeans of the other one. And you poured every liquid you could reach on the floor, including cooking oil and green tea. It wasnt a great first impression
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
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