you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
i think i have herpe
just one?
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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