after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
You're like the curious george of whores
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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